You May Not Kiss the Bride

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You May Not Kiss the Bride

"Till honeymoon do us part"

2011

1h 37m

5.6(194 votes)

Action

Crime

Comedy

Romance

Overview

Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.

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Cast & Crew

27 members

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Dave Annable

Bryan Lighthouse

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Katharine McPhee

Masha Nikitin

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Rob Schneider

Ernesto

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Mena Suvari

Tonya

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Tia Carrere

Lani

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Kathy Bates

Bryan's Mother

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Ken Davitian

Vadik Nikitin

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Kevin Dunn

Agent Ross

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Vinnie Jones

Brick

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Stephen Tobolowsky

Plumber

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Howard Bishop

Agent Meyers

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Jeanne Rogers

Borislava Nikitin

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Willie K. Kahaiali'i

Tahitian Village Mayor

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Theo Coumbis

Oleg

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Dorian Burns

Pirate Dog Owner

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Tani Lynn Fujimoto

Resort Receptionist

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Al Harrington

Resort Bar Tender

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Allan Okubo

Accupuncturist

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Michelle Cornish

Zoya

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Joe Fick

Mobster Bodyguard

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Celia Kenney

Wedding Guest

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Duke Kenney

Wedding Guest

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Paul Leo Klink

Club Zagreb VIP

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Stephen Meyers

Club Patron

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Bill Ogilvie

Pig Owner

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EJ Snyder

Mobster Bodyguard

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Hudson Taylor

Lani's Boyfriend

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