Jesus Hates Zombies

"WWJD?"

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Comedy

Horror

Overview

Without his miracle-might, Jesus must fight his way through the undead hordes with only his brawn, brains, and a Louisville Slugger.

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Acting

Jason Alan Smith

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Acting

Eric Balfour

Jesus

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