Alvin Purple

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Alvin Purple

"We did it for Alvin!"

1973

1h 35m

5.3(20 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Alvin is your average guy, except for the fact women find him irresistible and chase him everywhere. He tries to avoid them and get psychiatric help but gets used by the psychiatrists as a gigolo to treat other patients instead.

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Cast & Crew

39 members

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Graeme Blundell

Alvin Purple

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Abigail

Girl in See-Through

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Lynette Curran

First Sugar Girl

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Christine Amor

Peggy

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Dina Mann

Shirley

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Dennis Miller

Mr. Horwood

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Jill Forster

Mrs. Horwood

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Frederick Parslow

Alvin's Father

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Valerie Blake

Alvin's Mother

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Production

Alan Finney

Spike Dooley

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Gary Down

Roger Hattam

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Jenny Hagen

Agnes Jackson

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Kris McQuade

Samantha

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Penne Hackforth-Jones

Dr. Liz Sort

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Jacki Weaver

Second Sugar Girl

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Noel Ferrier

Judge

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Jon Finlayson

Liz's Lawyer

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Elke Neidhart

Woman in Blue Movie

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Anne Scott-Pendlebury

Woman with Pin

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Debbie Nankervis

Girl in Blue Movie

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Elli Maclure

Tina Donovan

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Shara Berriman

Kinky Lady

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Peter Aanensen

Ed Cameron

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Stan Monroe

Mrs. Warren

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George Whaley

Dr. McBurney

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Eileen Chapman

Patience

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Jan Friedl

Miss Guernsey

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Barbara Taylor

Mrs. Phipps

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Danny Webb

Newsreader

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John Smythe

Alvin's Lawyer

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Brian Moll

Clerk of Court

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Lynne Flanagan

Foreman of Jury

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Peter Cummins

Cabdriver

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Les James

Leader of angry husbands

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Lighting

Tony Holtham

Skydiver Jumpmaster

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Bill Bennett

Tina's Boss

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Clare Balmford

First Nun

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Sally Conabere

Second Nun

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Carole Skinner

Mother Superior

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