Bloodsucking Bastards

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Bloodsucking Bastards

"Work. It sucks the life out of you."

2015

1h 24m

5.5(197 votes)

Comedy

Horror

Overview

A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.

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Cast & Crew

19 members

Acting

Fran Kranz

Evan

Acting

Joey Kern

Tim

Acting

Joel Murray

Ted

Acting

Pedro Pascal

Max

Acting

Emma Fitzpatrick

Amanda

Acting

Zabeth Russell

Elaine

Acting

Yvette Yates Redick

Zabeth

Writing

Justin Ware

Andrew

Acting

Matthew Lillard

Corporate Guest

Acting

David F. Park

Dave

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Acting

Parvesh Cheena

Jack the Intern

Acting

Marshall Givens

Frank

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Acting

Sean Cowhig

Janitor

Acting

Patricia Rae

Sofia

Production

Neil Garguilo

Mike(as Neil W. Garguilo)

Acting

Brian Konowal

Vampire Drone

Acting

Tommy Bechtold

Phallicyte Executive

Acting

Lauren Miller

Phallicyte Executive

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Directing

Brian James O'Connell

Mail Room Boy

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