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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

"IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."

2008
0h 10m
6.6(147 votes)
Comedy
Horror

Overview

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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6 members
Acting

Paul Clemens

Jack Cucchiaio

Paul Clemens
Acting

Michael James Kacey

The Doctor

Michael James Kacey
Acting

Fay Kato

The Mystic

Fay Kato
Acting

Melissa Paladino

The Girlfriend

Melissa Paladino
Acting

Brian Rohan

The Murderer

Brian Rohan
Directing

Richard Gale

Narrator (voice)

Richard Gale

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