"If you can't beat 'em... steal him!"

1996

1h 31m

5.3(140 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Two over-loyal Celtic fans kidnap their opponent's star player in order to guarantee their team the championship.

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Cast & Crew

20 members

Acting

Damon Wayans

Lewis Scott

Acting

Daniel Stern

Mike O'Hara

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Dan Aykroyd

Jimmy Flaherty

Acting

Gail O'Grady

Carol O'Hara

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Christopher McDonald

Coach Kimball

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Paul Guilfoyle

Kevin O'Grady

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Adam Hendershott

Tommy O'Hara

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Scott Lawrence

Ted Hennison

Acting

Deion Sanders

Self

Acting

Bill Walton

Self

Crew

Gerard 'Gus' Williams

Derrick Lake

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Ted Rooney

Tony Sheppard

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Vladimir Cuk

Lurch

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Keith Gibbs

Terry Kirby

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Joe Mingle

Referee

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Peter A. Hulne

Pat 'Patty' Fitzsimmons

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Patrick Hulne

Tim 'Timmy' Fitzsimmons

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Will Lyman

Rich Man

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George MacDonald

Reporter

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Bob Cousy

Self

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