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Portraits of Women

Portraits of Women

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Portraits of Women

1970
1h 30m
5.1(8 votes)
Comedy
Drama

Overview

Finnish porn movie producer Pertsa returns from America to his home country to continue his profession with hopelessly small budgets and incompetent casts and crews. A self-ironic satire about director Donner's scandalous fame in late 1960s Finland, notorious for a graphic long shot of his penis pointing northeast.

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21 members
Directing

Jörn Donner

Pertti 'Pertsa'

Jörn Donner
Acting

Ritva Vepsä

Saara Suominen

Ritva Vepsä
Acting

Kirsti Wallasvaara

Liisa

Kirsti Wallasvaara
Sound

Aarre Elo

Jussi

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Marianne Holmström

Ulla Carlsson

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Henrik Granö

Sven Pettersson

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Jaakko Talaskivi

Peter von Spaak (uncredited)

Jaakko Talaskivi
Acting

Lennart Lauramaa

Producer (uncredited)

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Hannu Oravisto

Schoolboy (uncredited)

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Heli Sakki

Actress (uncredited)

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Pirjo Honkasalo

Film Crew Member (uncredited)

Pirjo Honkasalo
Directing

Anssi Mänttäri

Special Effects Man (uncredited)

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Jukka Sipilä

Real Estate Broker (uncredited)

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Helena Mäkelä

Reporter (uncredited)

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Henrik Lax

Mayor (uncredited)

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Aimo Paapio

Ulla's Father (uncredited)

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Elvi Saarnio

Ulla's Mother (uncredited)

Elvi Saarnio
Directing

Päivi Hartzell

Woman on Dock (uncredited)

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Liisa Helminen

Woman on Dock (uncredited)

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Camera

Paul Brück

Man on Dock (uncredited)

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Juhani Kumpulainen

Bailiff (uncredited)

Juhani Kumpulainen

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