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The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness

The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness

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The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness

1987

0h 30m

5.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Horror

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Overview

When Paul and Sandy Darden (Judge Reinhold and Demi Moore) move into a seemingly quiet upper-middle-class community, their American Dream is all but destroyed by the incessant din of barking dogs. So from valium-laced raw steaks to more hilarious methods of pet disposal, the Dardens try everything to make their dream house a quiet home.

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7 members

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Judge Reinhold

Paul Darden

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Demi Moore

Sandy Darden

Demi Moore

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Richard Kind

Dr. Schlazil

Richard Kind

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Don Calfa

Howard

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Teryn Jenkins

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